Across

1. Material of flip-flops, wallets, at least one prom dress (2 wds)

9. Sort of

15. Hedberg’s parrot could talk, but it never said this, so it died (2 wds)

16. Serrated

17. Sketchier

18. Mental status much more common outside military (2 wds)

19. Jean brand

20. Woman called by God to traumatize schoolchildren

21. Porcine area

24. Unfair sex (pl)

25. Combination of rock, punk, jazz, crap

26. Halloween noise

29. Subject of recent groundbreaking news

31. Chemistry standard

33. Pokémon, Birkenstocks, hopefully veganism

34. Voyeuristic endeavor

36. No amount of antioxidants makes this berry worth eating

38. Flanders

39. Item that “cannot break, only … become stairs”

42. “Turns an apple … basically garbage, into bacon!”

45. About 300 pages in the proposed health care bill

46. Shyamalan whose movies make the viewer think one thing, then at the very end, still suck

50. Admire

51. Chinese buffet flavor

53. Poor sleep condition

54. Sparing this will spoil child, avoid visit from DSS

55. Recline

57. Outkast’s origin (not Stankonia)

59. The Harvard of Gentilly

60. ___ for one

61. Nautical rope

62. _____ to win it! (3 wds)

65. “This religion makes sense. You keep being reborn until you live a virtuous life, then get to be born a Christian and experience the saving power of Jesus Christ.”

71. Quimby of Klickitat Street

72. Helped

73. Mid-life crises trophies (abbr)

74. Eighteen-_____: prey of sleazy lawyers everywhere