Sporty Ounces Downed
Across
1.___ Maria
4. “Those,” to Pedro
8.Some lingerie
12.Some harbors, and some goofy blankets
13.Anchor who doesn’t let reality get in the way of concrete opinions
14.Organization that always offers fools its most sincere pity
16.Matthew McConaughey’s Tropic Thunder quest
17.Reduce, often with breath
18.Call operator’s Mecca
19.Chemistry unit
21.Raunchy
23.Time period
24.Bugs’ dizziest foe
25.Lil' Wayne makes it happen
27.Beach physique
28.Dead after firing underperforming heart
32.Jake’s brother
33.Halfway
35.Email service for people who are amazed that messages actually go through the computer
36.Cheech Marin, some Afghan adulterers
40.Lions draft pick (if you don’t avidly follow football, good luck) (2 wds)
44.Ambulance riders
47.Comic sans is a lame one
48.Seth Rogen’s Funny People character
49.Foot finger
50.Cleaning item
52.Ex-Patriot, Randall; also current Patriot, Brady
53.House that is literally freezing
55.October birthstone
57.Began sexy vampire genre of literature
58.Son of Mrs. Jumbo
59.Dog-____
60.Dark meat carriers
61.Dr. Evil’s residence
62.Action flick about to be destroyed in box office by The Expendables
63.Natty drinker
Down
1.Give life
2.Most annoying instrument in the world — ever
3.Freud’s was enormous
4.Go with the flow
5.Albatross, e.g.
6.Dangerous daiquiri flavor
7.Distort, possibly on a BBQ
8.Tramp’s partner
9.Consumed
10.VIP, briefly
11.More complex than 35A, but still used primarily by computer illiterates
12.Less important than scoreboard
15.Terrible things to waste
20.Only notable golfer, besides Tiger and Phil
22.___ Marino
26.Blood letters
29. “___, you lost” (2 wds)
30.Dwight Eisenhower’s “rap name”
31.Much less cool than octagon
34.Expensive clothes
36.Crappy magazine that everyone has read cover to cover at least once
37.52A, e.g.
38.Dodge truck
39.Malodorous
41.Ventilate
42.The America that 13A remembers
43. “Chocolate Salty Balls” singer
45.Big shot
46.Patty’s sister
50.Rude person
51.Said by Spears after waking up, hung over, next to K-Fed
54._____-Wan Kenobi
56.Allow
57.Priest’s robe
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