This month’s hero has inked an agreement with America’s favorite underage seductress/convicted felon. Though a relatively small fish in the vast ocean of adult filmmakers, Dreamzone Entertainment recently made a big splash by landing a multimovie deal with Joey Buttafuoco’s former teenage girlfriend Amy Fisher.

Late last month, Dreamzone signed an exclusive distribution deal with Fisher, now a 35-year-old mother of three, to produce and star in her own line of adult films. Unlike in the amateur porno she made with her husband Lou Bellera, countless fans will be able to see in professionally produced, explicit detail how the “Long Island Lolita” has blossomed into the “Merrick MILF.”

The published author, part-time stripper, and former Long Island Press columnist created Amy Fisher Productions after her homemade sex tape was released by Red Light District Video in 2007. Fisher plans to shoot eight movies over the course of the Dreamzone deal, with her first film scheduled to begin shooting on August 1, only days after the agreement was announced. In fact, she plans to film four in Los Angeles with several veteran porn actors and actresses by summer’s end.

“I am excited to work with Dreamzone to make my dreams of becoming an adult film star a reality,” Fisher said. “Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or cannot do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make.”

Yes, Dreamzone is helping Fisher realize her dream of becoming a bona fide adult film star, which seems like the perfect profession for her. She should have absolutely no qualms about working with just about anybody in the industry. After all, she had an affair with Joey Buttafuoco (whose name, incidentally, sounds like an Italian term for anal sex) during her formative high school years. He makes Ron Jeremy look like Fabio (with an epic schlong).

Fisher’s burgeoning porn career is even more befitting since she initially gained fame for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the face. Thanks to Dreamzone Entertainment, she’ll soon regain much of her notoriety by getting shot in the face … for years to come.