The world of adult entertainment is a notoriously seedy one, filled with all sorts of morally bankrupt executives bent on exploiting any and every woman they can sweet-talk into disrobing and opening her legs. Well, this time, one of them has gone too far.
Vivid Entertainment crossed the line last month when they offered Nadya Suleman, the notable California woman who gave birth to octuplets in January, $1 million and a year of health insurance to star in a pornographic video. In the words of Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush, “It’s gross.”
According to Vivid CEO Stephen Hirsch, they offered Suleman the dough in exchange for a skin flick in which she would have sex in eight different scenes with eight different men. “The number eight is obviously heavily associated with her so we would like to work with that,” Hirsch said.
For the record, Suleman delivered all 14 of her children by Cesarean section – not vaginally. We mention that simply because we know there are some perverts out there who wonder whether she could handle all eight guys at one time. Shame on you for even thinking that.
The audacity of those jerks at Vivid is staggering. Can you imagine them trying to exploit a hard-working, unemployed, single mother of 14 kids conceived by artificial insemination? Nadya Suleman is a self-respecting woman who would never publicly abuse her God-given reproductive anatomy for monetary gain.
Besides, if she did take the money, she would no longer qualify for public assistance. Plus, the general public would likely lose all respect for the loving mother and thus cease donating funds through her website.
Fortunately, Suleman turned down Vivid’s outrageous proposal, saying, “Those guys at Vivid must be nuts. Who wants to see me naked? Maybe in a year when the baby fat goes away.” She said that jokingly … we hope … seriously.
Suleman went on to say, “Of course, if I have more kids I may have to ask for two million dollars.” More kids? OK, girl, that’s enough comic relief. Please, please tell us you’re joking.
“Seriously, though, my mum didn’t bring me up like that. Besides, what will my 14 kids think when they grow up?” Suleman posed.
That’s right, she has her kids’ best interest at heart. She would never do anything to make them think that she was a selfish, irresponsible person who lacks critical, long-term thinking skills.

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