This month’s “Brown I” earned the distinction by calling off the wedding to her dream man and breaking his heart simply because she disapproved of the way he earned money. Only weeks before she was to wed her betrothed, Haylie Hocking, of Bristol, England, cancelled the church wedding and country house reception after discovering her fiancé, Jason Brake, is a porn star.

The 27-year-old Hocking found out about her future husband’s acting career when a friend organizing the bachelorette party searched online for a male stripper and stumbled across a movie clip in which the star resembled Brake. Hocking checked out the site and realized it was him.

After the strapping, 30-year-old fitness fanatic finally admitted he was earning money from making porn and not as a personal trainer, she called off the nuptials. She reportedly said, “There was no way I could marry an adult film star.”

What a bitch! Doesn’t she know we’re in a global recession? People aren’t spending as much on nonessentials like personal training the way they were just a couple of years ago.

Porn, on the other hand, is a recession-proof industry. Actors don’t get laid off. They just get laid.

The two reportedly met last year, not long after Brake started making occasional films. They met when Brake became a customer at the garage where Hocking worked. He told her he was a personal trainer and they began dating. Six months later, he moved in with her.

She said she found him to be a romantic, thoughtful, and passionate lover. He also regularly bought her flowers and jewelry, and after eight months together, Brake proposed and bought her a diamond engagement ring.

So much for porn being degrading to women. It sounds like she was treated like a queen because of it.

Honestly, we don’t see why Hocking felt compelled to call off the wedding. Sure, her fiancé fibbed to her about training clients on weekends out of town when he was really shooting porn, but the fact he wanted to marry her only proves that he truly loved her. Why else would a guy who gets paid to shag numerous women on a regular basis want to get hitched except for true love?

“The sex side is purely for the camera, but Haylie did not understand I was only acting,” Brake said. "I am sorry and did not want to hurt her. I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to."

Additionally, he said that he would be honest with women in future relationships, which means, of course, they are all doomed to fail. That bitch has ruined his life.