·       Jenga^® World Tour  (WII) – More expensive and less fun than actual Jenga, you Wiidiots!

·       Corvette^® Evolution GT (DS)– Makes a strong case for unintelligent design.

·        Resident Evil^®: The Umbrella Chronicles  (WII) – That umbrella ought to come in handy since it’s raining sh–tty video games.

·        Painkiller: Overdose  (PC) – Boredom: Overdose.

·        Half-Life^® 2: The Orange Box  (X360, PC) – Secular sequel to the graphic yet popular Christian video game, Pro-Life 2: The Moist Box.

·        Final Fantasy Tactics^®: The War of the Lions  (PSP) – My final fantasy involves a world free of Final Fantasy Tactics games.

Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened (PC) – “It’s sh–tty, my dear Watson!”

Hour of Victory™ (PC) – If this stinker only took one hour to beat, it’d still be one hour too many.

Worms™: Open Warfare 2  (DS) – It ought to be a war crime that they actually made a sequel to the first Worms: Open Warfare.

Hot Shots Tennis (PS2) – I prefer Money Shots Tennis.

Two Worlds (PC, X360) – First World: a world in which this game could somehow be considered fun. Second World: every other world.

Deal or No Deal (DS, GBA) – “Wait, where’s the… Suitcase #3 has a turd in it!” and it’s this game.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (X360, PS3, PS2, WII, DS) – The Invisible Woman: A Rise in My Pants.

Pokémon® Diamond (DS) – Like blood diamonds, only much sadder.

Touch the Dead (DS) – The latest in a long line of necrophilia simulation games.